So you’ve been quoted by some big social media account with crank views, and you’re in a fight for your life :)

Who quoted?

Sample the replies. If they’re garbage, just mute / lock / block and move on.

Someone with crank views sends commenters with the same. 99.9% tedious name-calling. Substantive replies ignored. Waste of time.

Survival guide

• If you’re funny, be funny
• Focus on substance
• Ignore low-effort dunks
• Respect the good ones
• Mute the ad hominems
• You can snark back a little, if it’s creative or funny
• Batch your replies on your own schedule, this is strictly for fun