Cybertruck is Tesla’s Apple Lisa: new tech in a model with poor price / performance will be reused in more successful models.

Also like NeXT: design curator gets high on his own farts, demands shell of pointlessly posh material which makes product a bad deal. Core tech reused elsewhere.


Next-gen tech (for Tesla):

• 800V main battery
• 48V electricals
• 4680 cells
• Steer-by-wire (usable yoke)
• Rear steering (nimbler big EV)
• V2L (powers home)
• Bigger 18.5” screen

Experience forming stainless will be wasted there, could be reused at SpaceX.

As a product, it’s a d-bag / prepper SUV in the Hummer / G-wagon niche, with a market of Elon and other insecure bros. A penis extender with a range extender.

• HEPA filter hyped as “bioweapon defense”
• Uselessly proof against arrows and low-velocity bullets, but not the windows or tires
• Elon brags you’ll destroy other cars in a collision, which is about his maturity level

They were so afraid of boos, they didn’t mention price and range at the delivery event after their big specs miss.