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Vivek Ramaswamy

Killing browns

“Kill browns” is the KFC comfort food of American derpers. Deep-brown Vivek Ramaswamy’s slinging it :D

De rigueur in the “kill browns” party, but very funny seeing a brown guy donate to a white vigilante killer. Next he’ll lick a pork-dipped Raj bullet. Vivek’s gonna dig out the next Koh-i-noor and offer it to Chuck 3.0 himself.

× Gore: My turn

✓ Bush: Kill Eye-rackees

× Hillary: My turn

✓ T••••: Kill Mescans

× Haley: Cut spending

✓ Ramaswamy: Annihilate Mexico

“Kill browns” undefeated in the redneck states since the 1600s.

Haley, as child of a turbaned dad, is less likely to run naked kill-minorities derp than Tam-Bram Vivek. But is now calling to pardon the same kind of guy who might also commit racist violence against Sikhs. The Kill Browns party must defend murderers of mayo complexion.

Goopers have been demanding to invade Canada and Mexico. They also want to invade Puerto Rico, but can’t find it on a map.

Somewhere out there is a brown guy they can kill to make their gay kid talk to them and fix their marriage. He’s either a genie or a Super Mario powerup.

Kill 9 brown guys, 10th one brings back egg creams, 33 ⅓rds and big-block straight-8s.

“Kill browns” is the McD’s Whopper of American political messaging, the classic smash hit. Like everything else, T•••• amplified, didn’t invent.

It’s basic fear for the anxious, but also consciousness of guilt: kill these people we’re exploiting before they can fight back.

Both rank fear of Native raids and slave rebellions, and acknowledging that the colonists had it coming.